I somehow trained my laptop to install updates after 11 pm. I have no idea how, and if it borks I will never be able to get a new one to do it.

I need to find hand sanitizer that doesn't smell like Mid-Century Grandma. It really freaks me out. I wonder if it's what Grandma Nanook smelled like. You may remember her as the one who'd steal our stuff and give it to us as Christmas presents.