The Mad Schemes of Dr. Tectonic

I don't have my notes in front of me, but IIRC:

Having the military deal with natural disasters is a bad idea because it's used to dealing with two kinds of people: allies (that is, other military) and enemies. And it's not used to dealing with, basically, civilians. Which is appropriate; that's what you want your army to be good at.

So it's great for dealing with the purely physical parts of the response problem like shoring up miles of levees with sandbags, and absolutely awful at the parts that involve people, like directing volunteer efforts, and coordinating with local authorities, and helping people evacuate, and caring for victims, and all that stuff.

As a contributor to the response, fantastic. In charge of the response, horrible.

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navrins

So who would be better at it?

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Emergency management professionals.

Y'know. All the people we have whose job it is to know how to do emergency response, rather than the people whose job it is to employ force against criminals and enemy soldiers.

(In particular, FEMA used to be really good at this, before it got totally gutted by the creation of DHS and its subordination to law-enforcement/military agencies therein in post-911 hysteria.)

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arcticturtle.livejournal.com

It's been said, and I think it's true, that it's time we had a large, serious, and specialized force* to do policing, organization, relief, etc. Nation-building and region-rebuilding, you nkow.

Especially if we're going to continue invading hostile and chaotic regions and following environmental policies that induce "natural" disasters.

* - not necessarily the right noun, but 'agency' sounds too much like people in chairs with wheels, which we already have plenty of.

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You're probably right, although I'd rather we focused on obviating the need for such a force in the first place, instead...

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People in chairs with wheels? I think that's called the Air Force.

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ng-nighthawk.livejournal.com

See, looking at the actions the military has to carry out, it seems that most of our most likely threats are not folks who will face us on the battlefield for very long, but folks who will hide among civilian populations. Wouldn't it make sense to shift/add to the army's focus so that civilian management is at least a branch of the military if not a skill generally held by all infantry troops to one degree or another?

I'm not saying this so they can help with disaster relief (although if that's a side benefit, great) but so they can actually do what we've recently been asking them to do.

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Probably you are right. I'd be interested to know how much folks in the U.S. military are already thinking about that issue, and whether they're likely to be able to make that shift effecively.

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The Special Operations Command is already performing missions of that kind. It might be counterintuitive to think people known for being able to parachute down into enemy territory wearing a tutu and carring a piano wire, killing the bad guy and fighting their way home, being sent on civilian liason missions, but what makes those guys "special" is their ability to improvise and act without pre-rehearsing 222 times, and that doesn't just apply to combat.

Hmm. I wonder if the Navy SEALS have an improv troupe.

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But aren't they colossally expensive?

Couldn't one train a rapid response team that wasn't military (and so didn't need to know how to be snipers, say) for cheaper?

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The idea is for the specops dudes to write up how it can be done, after they've done it. You don't know whether you need snipers along until you've gone in such places and found out. But specops isn't that expensive. The trouble is that people mentally capable of that kind of work are just plain rare.

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But this assumes that people who can handle crises are also good ones to learn lessons from one crisis that apply to how other people should handle subsequent ones. Why would that necessarily be true?

And shouldn't people with these skills who are trained in military goals be finding Osama bin Laden or something like that? [I'm only partly being flip. This just feels way too Stand on Zanzibar or The Sheep Look Up for me.]

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There's an unwritten law somewhere requiring 2 hours of cheetos and first-person shootemups before lifelong civilians like you and me get to engage in second guessing special forces officers. So I'll try to be brief. There are mundane crises, which people handle because they've either handled them before or because they've drilled and drilled and drilled beforehand. Then there are crises where drilling is futile. That's when special forces get involved. If their afteraction reports prove useful to conventional units, they'll move to other things.

As for ObL, them Spec Ops troops have been operating along the Durand Line for what, 5 years? By now they've probably all been photographed from a distance, and are thus best not sent on get-in,get-on-with-it,get-it-over-with-and-get-out missions to Waziristan.

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Again, don't have my notes, but:

In the aftermath of hurricane Katrina, the media (especially TV news like Fox News & CNN) put a very negative spin on the behavior of refugees, greatly exaggerating the small incidents of violence and portraying people's attempts to forage for supplies as "roving gangs of looters". And there was this nasty racist edge to it, too. Sensationalism.

That actually influenced the decision-makers in charge of response to stop getting supplies to people in need and instead focus on "restoring law and order" -- a fake problem that didn't need solving. Relief efforts were actually HALTED for a couple days while police forces were sent in to threaten the storm's victims if they didn't behave.

And that diversion of effort caused people to die. It took a lot longer to get drinkable water and other necessities to people who were desperately in need of them, and in many cases that delay was enough to kill them. Those deaths are directly attributable to sensationalistic news coverage and its effects on the relief efforts.

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What's most embarrassing to me is that I believed it.

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toosuto.livejournal.com

Have you seen John Stewarts appearance on the ill-fated Crossfire? The one where asks them to stop hurting America?

I only saw it last week so it is sitting at the top of my brain.

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I have not, sadly.
In some ways, it's kind of heartening to know that Jon Stewart is a primary news source for many young people.

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toosuto.livejournal.com

If you've got time, check it out. I found it on video.google.com originally but today I could only find the above link to the clip on iFilm. Hilarious and heartening.

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psyclonic.livejournal.com

I think it's helpful to keep tabs on TV news, but with a critical eye. Local TV news can be of value. These national channels, tho, have little incentive to provide a service to localities since they are so invested in a ratings-driven bottom line.

There's little point to watching either Fox ('Meracuh Rox!) or CNN (Young Rich Attractive White Girl Is Missing!) these days.

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I've never seen local TV news as being worth anything, but maybe it's better in Phoenix than Denver. Even with a critical eye, though, it's still nauseously sensationalist. They do radio spots that say things like "What you need to know about five common household products that could endanger your family! Tonight at 9!" Dude. That's just not a healthy approach toward life.

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psyclonic.livejournal.com

The CBS affiliate here has done some actual investigative reporting, mostly on consmumer topics. They seem less guilty of the anxietymongering typical of the Fox affiliate. I watch local news mainly as a sort of day-end ritual, but I also have an inner media critic, and I enjoy using it on broadcast journalists and especially meteorologists.

It's also nice to have helpful info outside the emotional spectrum, like major planned road closures.

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I scan Drudge Report once a day to know what the TV networks are talking about. It takes less time and is less nauseating.

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Every time I have TV and am in the US, I make the mistake of looking at TV news. Every single time I wish I hadn't.

Just for fun:

Some girl goes missing in Aruba
The world's worst way to present the James Frey story
and, last week, some woman steals a police SUV and then gets caught.

*sigh*

I don't, incidentally, think BBC World has most of these problems, and the CBC, as one might expect, is somewhere halfway between them.

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Many years ago I started having this recurring dream where I do something to get on the Larry King show, and use it to ambush him and the sleazy horse he rode in on and call on the audience to tune out of their TVs.

Every time I have this dream I wake up in a good mood. So, could you name the dudes who gave these talks?

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